The poet laureate of our generation R. Kelly has come out with a new album. The man responsible for such beautiful words as "She be calling me Daddy, I be calling her Mami, She be calling you Kelly, when your name is Tommy!" is back to bless us with his witticisms on the track Oreo, in which he compares lady parts to an Oreo cookie...and he is the cookie monster who bites it. While, personally I am still partial to "Girl you make me wanna get you pregnant" as the ultimate Kelly jam. Cookie definitely deserves a hallowed place in the canon.
It can be heard here:
http://www.vulture.com/2013/10/hear-r-kellys-oreo-ruining-song-cookie.html
*I still maintain that talking/writing about music is stupid and boring. Suck it Brooklyn Vegan.
