Monday, November 18, 2013

So a guy live tweeted his neighbor's break up

You can see it through the hashtag #rooftopbreakup

I've frankly lived way more entertaining break ups.  Some personal highlights include;

"YOU MADE ME WATCH GILMORE GIRLS!"

"Ok, so yes I slept with someone else, but you don't understand, I was fat in high school! Women throw themselves at me now."

"You think I'm dumb cause of my accent!"

"It's like we're from different worlds, you don't remember Three's Company!"*


*I do so remember Three's Company, from Nick at Nite.  This guy remembers vividly the originally airings of the episodes because he was really, really old and lived in the past.

***I've said/done some pretty fucked up, inane and insane things myself.  For which I'm very sorry but I will not be sharing until I get really desperate for attention...so in about an hour.








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